Bad Idea Jeans

Guy #1: Hey, we've got our apartment. We ripped up the floors, pipes, wiring, and having everything completely redone.

Guy #2: You're renting, right?

Guy #1: Yeah.

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Guy #3: Well, he's an ex free-base addict, and he's trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.

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Guy #1: [ tosses bottle to Guy #2 ] Head's up!

Guy #4: Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.

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Guy #3: I thought about it, and even though it's over, I'm going to tell my wife about the afffair.

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Guy #5: I don't know the guy, but I've got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..

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Guy #2: Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"

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John McCain: I know I'm 72 years old and have had cancer, but I figure, when else am I going to run for President and be able to choose a woman whom I've met twice and has never met any world leader, has less than two years of experience managing anything other than a small town in the middle of no where, has the same policy positions of the most unpopular President since the Second World War, AND doesn't believe in dinosaurs to be my Vice President?

Guy #2: Did you at least vet her?

John McCain: Of course not!

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Announcer: Bad Idea Jeans.

[ shows a group of tough looking basketball players on the court ]

Guy #1: Hey, you guys ready? Let's bet these guys! A hundred bucks.. make that two hundred! Two hundred bucks!

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