I'm home for the first time in three months and I went into lazy mode just... like... that... I'd love some coffee, but no one is up to make coffee so I'm waiting until someone wakes up and makes me coffee. Basically I'm waiting for my mom, who since it's 8, I assume is excising or something. So I'm waiting... and now wondering... is this what we dream that wife's will become? Like mothers, if you ask for coffee they'll bring coffee. And as girlfriends they bring coffee but as wife's they don't right?
If I get the mumps while I'm here, I'm gonna be pissed.