5.11.06

To the People that Make Me Listen to "Our Country"

Dear GM/Chevy,

Stop. Go away. I hope you go bankrupt and die. Stop playing that shit song trying to sell me your shit car that’s been a shit car for years. Stop waving the flag and trying to convince me that your car is better just because you show a picture of some guy named Dale that I never really liked in the first place. Go away. Stop ruining my life. I hate you, GM. Hate your crap ads and everything. You're ruining football just like you almost ruined baseball. You are anti-American in every way. Go away.

Sincerely,
VFLOAB

Dear NFL,

IT ISN’T WORTH THE MONEY. I’M THIS CLOSE TO NEVER WATCHING ANOTHER NFL GAME EVERY AGAIN. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THIS. I AM STARTING TO HATE OUR COUNTRY BECAUSE OF YOU.

Sincerely,
VFLOAB

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